Smart humor for the nerdy soul.
1. Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
2. Two antennas met on a roof and fell in love.
They decided to get married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent!
3. Why don't programmers like nature?
It has too many bugs!
4. Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus!
5. Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
6. Why do physicists enjoy hot showers?
Because they always appreciate the flow of hot water and know the importance of thermodynamics!
7. Why did the computer catch a cold?
It left its Windows open!
8. Why was the math book sad after the vacation?
Because it had too many beach problems!
9. Did you hear about the chemist who lost an electron?
He was positive it would turn up eventually!
10. Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
11. What do you call a fish wearing a crown?
King Neptune!
12. Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
13. How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a nut!
14. What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?
"Do these genes make me look fat?"
15. Why don't plants do well in math class?
Because they always get square roots!
16. Why do mathematicians always bring a ladder?
In case they need to use the imaginary number line!
17. What's a math teacher's favorite sum?
Summer vacation!
18. Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because it knew it wasn't greater or less than anyone else!
19. Why did the math student bring a ladder to the exam?
They heard the test was going to have a lot of high degrees!
20. What do you call a number that can't keep still?
A roamin' numeral!
21. Did you hear about the chemist who fell in love?
He found the right solution!
22. Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
Because they're cheaper than day rates!
23. What do you call iron blowing in the wind?
Febreeze!
24. Why did the chemist close the lab?
Because he had lost his balance!
25. What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of helium?
"HeHe!"
26. Why did the chemist only tell secret jokes?
Because they're never told in their element!
27. What did one beaker say to the other beaker?
"Pour your heart out!"
28. Why do chemists like napping during experiments?
Because they dream of beakers and test tubes!
29. Why do chemists like nomenclature so much?
Because it's their favorite naming convention!
30. What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A one molar solution!